CARL. CARL. THEY PUT US ON STICKERS!
Armor
For Your Safe Room
Scutelliphily, Maybe?
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OMG CARL, THEY DISCOUNTED THE STICKERS 📚 30% OFF THIS WEEK ONLY WHILE WE HIDE FROM SPOILERS.
Princess Donut "Really, Carl. You Know How I Feel About..." Mug | Black 15oz
I 'Can't Be Held Accountable for Everything I've Ever Said to a Stripper' 20 oz Engraved Tumbler
The Desperado Club Flask
I Can’t Be Held Accountable For Everything I’ve Ever Said To A Stripper Flask
'There sure were a lot of babies in there, Carl' Baby Onesie
AAAAAAAH! Prepotente Goat Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)
All Eyes On Me - Princess Donut Vinyl Sticker
Carl's Big Boy Short Vinyl Sticker - Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Art