I Can't Be Held Accountable for Everything I've Ever Said to a Stripper' 20 oz Engraved Tumbler

I mean really, Carl.

Some nights get away from you. Some conversations should never be entered into evidence. And sometimes mama needs a night off, a strong drink, and a tumbler that keeps your Dirty Shirley cold and Baustia’s tea hot.

Now with an optional handle. Screw it onto the top where the lid goes, screw the lid back on over it, and boom, handled cup. Twist it off when you don't need it. +$6

Perfect for:

• Mandatory morning meetings
• Focus groups (you are the focus group)
• Staying hydrated during the apocalypse
• Acting like nothing’s happening while everything is happening

Details:

• Fits most car cupholders
• 18/8 food-grade stainless steel
• Double-wall vacuum insulation
• Keeps drinks hot or cold for 12–24 hours
• Spill-resistant slide lid
• Laser-engraved design that won’t fade or peel