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I Can’t Be Held Accountable For Everything I’ve Ever Said To A Stripper Flask

I Can’t Be Held Accountable For Everything I’ve Ever Said To A Stripper Flask

Black / 6 oz
$34.00 USD
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I Can’t Be Held Accountable For Everything I’ve Ever Said To A Stripper Flask

I Can’t Be Held Accountable For Everything I’ve Ever Said To A Stripper Flask

$34.00 USD
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Look, context matters. What you say at the Penis Parade may not accurately reflect your final position on a topic.

Plus, if you get invited to Samantha’s bachelorette party, you’re going to need a little liquid courage. There are going to be matching shirts, a giant spider woman to console, an entire week of weird sex to plan and that's all before you ascend to the celestial realm and KYM.  

You know... normal bachelorette party stuff.

Crafted from stainless steel and wrapped in black PU leather, this 6 oz flask is laser engraved with a design that’s guaranteed to start conversations that you might not want to remember. 

Product Features
• 6 oz stainless steel flask wrapped in black PU leather
• Precision laser engraved design
• Captive screw-top lid
• Compact size fits easily in a pocket or bag
• Great gift for bachelorette parties, weddings, and professional bad influences

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