I 'Can't Be Held Accountable for Everything I've Ever Said to a Stripper' 20 oz Engraved Tumbler

I mean really, Carl.

Some nights get away from you. Some conversations should never be entered into evidence. And sometimes mama needs a night off, a strong drink, and a tumbler that keeps your Dirty Shirley cold and Baustia’s tea hot.

Perfect for:

• Mandatory morning meetings
• Focus groups (you are the focus group)
• Staying hydrated during the apocalypse
• Acting like nothing’s happening while everything is happening

Details:

• 20 oz Riva insulated tumbler
• Fits most car cupholders
• 18/8 food-grade stainless steel
• Double-wall vacuum insulation
• Keeps drinks hot or cold for 12–24 hours
• Spill-resistant slide lid
• Laser-engraved design that won’t fade or peel