Hi ZEV! Doormat

New Achievement: THERE IS SOMEONE AT YOUR DOOR

Do you want to talk to them? Hell no! You should probably stop breathing so they think you are not home and go away.

REWARD? A durable dense polyester doormat that holds bright, saturated color and resists fading, even under repeated visits from unwanted guests.

The textured rubber backing grips the floor so the mat stays put while you text “CARL, CARL, THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR! SHOULD I KILL THEM?”

A clean black trim completes the design and helps hide wear from all the times you pretend you never heard the knocking.

Product Features

• 18 × 24 inches
• Durable polyester top with vivid, fade-resistant print
• Textured non-slip rubber backing
• One-sided print with neat black trim
• High abrasion and tear resistance for heavy foot traffic
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components

Care Instructions

• Hand wash
• Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth