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You Will Not Break Me 20z Engraved Tumbler
$29.00 USD
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You Will Not Break Me
They stacked the odds. They rigged the game. They made a spectacle of your survival for their entertainment.
But fuck them all.
You Will Not Break Me
It's Carl's mantra, but now it belongs to all of us Crawlers. Carry it with you as a reminder that surviving isn't the ceiling, it's the floor.
Now with an optional handle. Screw it onto the top where the lid goes, screw the lid back on over it, and boom, handled cup. Twist it off when you don't need it. +$6
Perfect for:
- Days when the game feels rigged
- Reminding yourself who's actually in charge here
- Mandatory meetings you didn't sign up for
- Anyone one bad day away from becoming a revolutionary
Details:
- Fits most car cupholders
- 18/8 food-grade stainless steel
- Double-wall vacuum insulation
- Keeps drinks hot or cold for 12–24 hours
- Spill-resistant slide lid
- Laser-engraved design that won't fade or peel
SIDE QUEST NOTIFICATION: We'll be dungeon crawling (ok, fine, on vacation) through July 30th. Any products ordered today ship between 7/30 and 7/31