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I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz

I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz

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$39.00 USD
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I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz
  • I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz
  • I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz
  • I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz
I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz

I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz

4 reviews

$39.00 USD
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I am the way, motherfucker.
Uzi Jesus doesn't do subtle, and neither should you.
This 32 oz water bottle is black with laser-engraved artwork, available in gold or rainbow, because your worship should be fabulous. Built for crawlers who carry their convictions into every floor, every fight, and every 4pm meeting.


Perfect for:
  • Crawlers with no HR department
  • Anyone who wants their hydration to offend their neighbors
  • Washing it all down with a cold Faygo
Details:
  • 32 oz capacity
  • Black bottle with gold or rainbow laser-engraved artwork that won't fade or peel
  • Built-in carry handle
  • 18/8 food-grade stainless steel
  • Double-wall vacuum insulation - keeps drinks hot or cold for 12-24 hours
  • Spill-resistant slide lid
  • Handmade fan art inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl
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Cynthia

The bottle has a great weight and you can use the straw or pour out of the top. Pretty awesome.

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Anonymous

Exactly what I expected!

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Donald K.

First of all, the vibrant colors make the design very fun to show off. The bottle is all around just great, from having straw mouthpiece on top of also having a good pour spout! One piece of negative acknowledgment is that the straw requires a moderate draw strength, not too bad, but the suction might benefit from the pour spout being loosened some. Besides that, the bottle keeps water ice cold for a good long time and the water seems to somehow feel extra crisp when you taste it. Quite happy with the purchase and my wife is rarely found without it at arms reach throughout the house. I really don’t think you’d be disappointed at all if you purchased it, and anyway, WWUJD (What Would Uzi Jesus Do)?

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Alex V.

It's everything I could have asked for.