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I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz
Rainbow Engraving
$39.00 USD
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I Am The Way Motherfucker | Uzi Jesus Water Bottle - 32oz
$39.00 USD
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I am the way, motherfucker.
Uzi Jesus doesn't do subtle, and neither should you.
This 32 oz water bottle is black with laser-engraved artwork, available in gold or rainbow, because your worship should be fabulous. Built for crawlers who carry their convictions into every floor, every fight, and every 4pm meeting.
Perfect for:
- Crawlers with no HR department
- Anyone who wants their hydration to offend their neighbors
- Washing it all down with a cold Faygo
Details:
- 32 oz capacity
- Black bottle with gold or rainbow laser-engraved artwork that won't fade or peel
- Built-in carry handle
- 18/8 food-grade stainless steel
- Double-wall vacuum insulation - keeps drinks hot or cold for 12-24 hours
- Spill-resistant slide lid
- Handmade fan art inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl