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Phil Ackley
Artist & Shopkeeper, Queen Anne Chonk & Co
Fan-made stickers, apparel & loot for crawlers who refuse to be broken. Everything here is hand-designed, most of it hand-made.
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Shopkeeper Class: Merchant-Artificer
Owner of IWKYM · Merchant of Enchanted Decals · Defender of Customer Service
Class: Small Business Boss · Level: 37 · Alignment: Chaotic Helpful
Core Stats
Customer Service60LVL
Creativity55LVL
Logistics47LVL
Inventory Anxiety99LVL
Coffee Buff∞PERM
Passive Abilities
- Reassurance First
Every customer interaction begins at Friendly. Complaints lose 50% of their damage before the facts are even presented. - Prepared for Christmas in July
Constantly planning one season ahead. Gains +25 Foresight and +15 Gold Generation, but permanently suffers the "Do I Have Enough Inventory?" debuff. - Optimize Again
Nothing is ever truly finished. Product listings, workflows, shipping stations, and equipment become 1% more efficient each day. This effect stacks indefinitely. - Idea Factory
Every completed product immediately generates three new product ideas. Side effect: the to-do list can never reach zero.
Weakness
- Unscanned Package
Loses 1 HP per unscanned Etsy package until the explanation lands.
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Princess Donut Yelling Vinyl Sticker
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Princess Donut is yelling — and honestly, she has a point.
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Mongo Is Appalled Vinyl Sticker
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If you know, you know: Mongo is always appalled.
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Viva La Revolución Carl T-Shirt | Pride Edition | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Art
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“She did it,” Donut whispered. “She did it.”
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Princess Donut "I Am Yelling, Carl" Mouse Pad
epic
Princess Donut is yelling, and honestly, she has a point.
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