welcome, crawler
At this time, the full Cult Recruitment process is still being prepared because apparently “building a weird internet cult funnel” takes “time” and “planning” and “basic web development.” Weak excuses, honestly.
But your interest has been noted.
Soon, this page will contain:
- Forbidden knowledge
- Questionable rewards
- Exclusive Dungeon Crawler Carl nonsense
- Possibly stickers
- A suspicious amount of yelling
- Opportunities to make financially irresponsible decisions
- Potential emotional damage
- Community
- Maybe all three at once
IN THE MEANTIME…
You should probably:
- Read Dungeon Crawler Carl if you somehow haven’t already
- Warn your loved ones you joined a cult.
- Put on shoes before entering the dungeon
- Tell your cat you love them.