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Designed for indoor display, this piece holds its own in any space, even when competing with your increasingly aggressive book recommendations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis is the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eprint only\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e and comes \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eunframed\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, so you can choose how you want to display your descent into madness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSize: 16\" x 20\" vertical poster\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMuseum-grade archival paper resists yellowing for long-term display\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGiclée printing produces bright, fade-resistant colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSuitable for indoor use; slight size tolerance of +\/- 1\/16\" due to production\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFrame it, you dummy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you don't and it gathers dust, wipe it gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Queen Anne Chonk \u0026 Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47375310848253,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/0149\/3501\/files\/good_news_print_shopify.jpg?v=1777568378"},{"product_id":"so-this-guy-named-recap-poster","title":"So This Guy Named Carl TL;DR Poster | DCC Fan Art","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNEW ACHIEVEMENT: You Read The Whole Sentence\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReward:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e+50 Reading Comprehension\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e+15 Lung Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e+100 Wall Presence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know that thing where you try to explain DCC to a friend, and halfway through you realize you sound exactly like a toddler recapping their entire day at preschool. 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